Once upon a time, a girl was making jaw breakers for her friends in the middle of the night. Her sister and brother kindly offered their help. As they wondered why their jaw breakers were more like marshmallow fluff, the girl’s siblings began to give themselves ‘Asian’ names. The brother became Sieu Phuong, some words found on their calender. The sister became Yong Fei, some more words found on their calender. Now, the jaw breakers were being shaped into little dogs and dragons as they laughed at their own cleverness. The girl wanted an ‘Asian’  name too and shouted the fist thing that came into her head. FATTY DUMPLING.

P.S. The candy tasted awful. And they were dumped.